Que-que?!

Created by Train Horn

OHHHHH.
So my ears don't actually belong to a 60-year-old man, as I often assume due to my perpetual deafness.

Thought I had somatoparaphrenia, NVM.

You are missing OUT

Or "d-bag", for the LA Frat Bro On-The-Go

This link does not apply to you if you happen to think I am a douche.

Poor College Student: 1; Recession: ...something-billion

Paying for college sucks.

It's not that I'm feeling dangerously bitter right now, after scouring a 1-mile radius around USC with four girlfriends for an affordable apartment between the luscious Tuscany Penthouse and a cardboard box.

But I mean...
If all it takes is 20 hours of Ranch-hand work, or converting to Pre-Law and moving to Irvine,
then, shit.

I'm down it if it means going to one of these 8 Tuition-Free Colleges.

I love you, SC, but you're just are not recession-friendly.
I'm just sayin'.